Calm down everyone

Guess what people, I am 39 years old and I don't have to account for my every move with my siblings and/or parents. I have been unable to post or email due to a switch in carriers...but all is well now. My new email is melissamwood@q.com and the blog remains the same. Stop bugging me. If you really want to get ahold of me, call my cell 801-403-5692 or text me. DUUUUUHHHH!!!!!

Found

Melissa is safe and sound in St. George. She was not abducted (at least not by aliens) and she was not in the middle of a covert operation. We spoke to our long lost sister on Saturday night. We believe that they will return on Monday. We (the Mark Bradfords) wish that we were with them this weekend.

They have been found.

Where in the World is Melissa Wood?

Dear Family Members,

Have any of you heard from Melissa? I can't get ahold of her! Not that its unusual, but I haven't seen any emails or blog posts in a great while and I am starting to be concerned that she was abducted by aliens. I have been convinced for some time that she may actually be a spy. She is difficult to get in touch with, she's always rushed, she leaves town without notifying her little sister, and she always has new stamps in her passport. Could it be possible that Melissa is leading a double life? Melissa, I beg you, please call your baby sister, I miss you!!!!!!!

Love,

JBS

Name That Baby Contest

As the time nears that we find out the gender of my bun-in-the-oven, we are finding that the art of creating a moniker for the little tyke is somewhat difficult. With Zoey it was easy, I had that name picked out when I was 8 years old and I stuck to my guns. With this new little bundle of joy, the naming thing is not coming so easy. We have some pretty solid first names picked, but the middle name is proving to be much more perplexing. We would love some suggestions. To make it interesting, if one of you should happen to suggest a name that kicks so much butt that we absolutely must use it, I will personally make you a pan of my ever-famous Rice Krispie Treats. Now, don't start pulling the typical Bradford thing of suggesting Slagathor or Nargowzious, only serious "normal" names will be considered. Let the games begin...

Love you all!

Jenn and John